This Lady Poo’d In A Guys House, Toilet Couldn’t Flush, So She Put The ‘Sh!t’ In Her Bag!

This literally is the funniest shii I’ve read today.

Her story got me like:

You think you’ve had bad dates? Wait till you read this

woman’s embarrassing (albeit hilarious) story.

She continues: “By this point, I was really frantic because I
had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece
of poop.
“So in that moment something came over me. And I knew
exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one
poop from the toilet.
“Once that was done I realized I didn’t have a plan. What do I
do with it now?
“I can’t Fvcking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY
freaking out because I’d DEFINITELY been in there too long.
So, again, making another horrible decision.
“I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it in multiple
layers of toilet paper and put it in my purse.”

She then turned to her sister for advice..By sending a text
to her..
Messaging her sister, she said: “I have a piece of poop in my
purse and I’m afraid it’s going to smell or fall out.”
Clearly sensing the urgency of her situation, her sister
replied: “YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING. GO OUTSIDE
PRETEND TO SMOKE. Jesus Christ.”

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