Donald Trump Hypes His P * nis At Bad Tempered GOP Debate

American business mogul and front-line aspirant for the
Republican party presidential ticket, Donald Trump early
Friday(CAT) stunned the world with reassurances about
the size of his member in response to thinly veiled
attacks by opponent, Senator Marco Rubio.
Trump reassured the nation that the size of his alleged
penis is adequate in response to provocative remarks
made by Rubio earlier in the week.
“He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands, I’ve
never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they
small hands?
“And, he referred to my hands — if they’re small,
something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s
no problem. I guarantee,” Trump said.

According to The Verge, Trump is only following the
footsteps of some former American presidents who
openly talked about their body parts. A story about
former President Lyndon Johnson as told by The New
York Review of Books in 2002 is shown to buttress the
point:
“He early became fabled for a Rabelaisian
earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the
House Office Building as the urge took him; if
a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as
he was finishing at the urinal there, he would
sometimes swing around still holding his
member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,”
hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything
as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a
brandishing manner as he began discoursing
about some pending legislation.”




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